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Oct 30
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axinomancy:

Dear Republicans: Fuck You
“I’m sick of the way you’ve corrupted the public discourse. The way you’ve made it acceptable to hurl any insult you like at public officials. The way you blame us for the current atmosphere of hatred by accusing us of starting it with hating Bush. Like Bush didn’t come on the heels of eight years of your tireless efforts to destroy Clinton by any means necessary, like Bush didn’t give us good reason to complain. A couple of posters on a website compared Bush to Hitler and you’ve used it as free license to compare Obama to Hitler 24/7 and I’m sick of your hypocrisy, where it’s acceptable to say shit about Obama that you would have had an apoplectic fit (and did) if anything remotely similar had been said about your guys. Keith Olbermann calls Cheney a fascist when he was actually using fascist tactics and you think that gives you the freedom to call Obama a fascist, socialist, Marxist constantly for no reason at all. Fuck you and your bullshit false equivalency.I’m sick of the way you’ve made the populace stupid. Around a fifth of your populace thinks the sun orbits the earth, over half think evolution never happened. Your populace actually believe the media has a liberal bias. Not because it has, you have the most conservative media in the free world, but because you’ve shouted it so loud and so often that you’ve brainwashed the public into believing it, like the battered wife who parrots her husband’s insults. You’ve got a whole segment of the populace shouting about socialism and fascism and none of them know what the fucking words mean. You’ve convinced them that fascism is a left-wing thing. You’ve got them so turned around that some of them actually believe global warming isn’t happening. Fuck you.I’m sick of the way you try to destroy the whole concept of government. You’ve tricked the people into believing that government can’t do anything right, always being careful to exclude the army because you love your bullets and bombs but you’ve so destroyed the public’s ability to reason that they don’t even think of interstate highways, the space program, the national parks program, etc. Government is always great when it’s doing what you tell it and inevitably corrupt when it isn’t. Fuck you.” (click to continue reading)

axinomancy:

Dear Republicans: Fuck You

“I’m sick of the way you’ve corrupted the public discourse. The way you’ve made it acceptable to hurl any insult you like at public officials. The way you blame us for the current atmosphere of hatred by accusing us of starting it with hating Bush. Like Bush didn’t come on the heels of eight years of your tireless efforts to destroy Clinton by any means necessary, like Bush didn’t give us good reason to complain. A couple of posters on a website compared Bush to Hitler and you’ve used it as free license to compare Obama to Hitler 24/7 and I’m sick of your hypocrisy, where it’s acceptable to say shit about Obama that you would have had an apoplectic fit (and did) if anything remotely similar had been said about your guys. Keith Olbermann calls Cheney a fascist when he was actually using fascist tactics and you think that gives you the freedom to call Obama a fascist, socialist, Marxist constantly for no reason at all. Fuck you and your bullshit false equivalency.

I’m sick of the way you’ve made the populace stupid. Around a fifth of your populace thinks the sun orbits the earth, over half think evolution never happened. Your populace actually believe the media has a liberal bias. Not because it has, you have the most conservative media in the free world, but because you’ve shouted it so loud and so often that you’ve brainwashed the public into believing it, like the battered wife who parrots her husband’s insults. You’ve got a whole segment of the populace shouting about socialism and fascism and none of them know what the fucking words mean. You’ve convinced them that fascism is a left-wing thing. You’ve got them so turned around that some of them actually believe global warming isn’t happening. Fuck you.

I’m sick of the way you try to destroy the whole concept of government. You’ve tricked the people into believing that government can’t do anything right, always being careful to exclude the army because you love your bullets and bombs but you’ve so destroyed the public’s ability to reason that they don’t even think of interstate highways, the space program, the national parks program, etc. Government is always great when it’s doing what you tell it and inevitably corrupt when it isn’t. Fuck you.” (click to continue reading)

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mliaverage:

Today, instead of working on my application to Stanford, I taught my dog to respond to Harry Potter spells. He now stays when I yell, “Petrificus Totalus,” comes when I say, “Accio,” and plays dead when I yell “Avada Kedavra.” I feel that this was an acceptable substitute of my time. MLUA

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Oct 29
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Murder Surprise (via jacksfilms)

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Oct 28
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eatsleepdraw:

One of my favorite lessons I teach.  My Russian Nesting Doll Lesson. Click on it to see the individuals.

HAH. Love the Power Rangers ones.

eatsleepdraw:

One of my favorite lessons I teach.  My Russian Nesting Doll Lesson. Click on it to see the individuals.

HAH. Love the Power Rangers ones.

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kittenskittenskittens:

hammerito:

hannahisdeceased:

passthemike:

katelynfarriella:

Kitten Eats with Chopsticks

This is adorable.

where is hammerito, he needs to see this.

ZOMG. Zee. Oh. Emm. Gee.

My kittens would never go for this because a) one at a time is not fast enough and b) they would just want to chew on the chopsticks and carry them around in their mouths. And then I would have to bring one or both to the vet ER to get splinters out of their tongues. Nonetheless, ADORABLE.

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Oct 27
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I bet as the media begins to interview the onlookers (for the lack of a better less profane word) they will claim that it appeared consensual(sp.) and that they had no idea what was happening beyond this drunk party chick acting as a pinata. I imagine that people will analyze the situation with words like “mob mentality”. Everyone will shake their heads and wonder why. They’ll try to remove the responsibility from the onlookers and there’ll be warnings to young girls about drinking and going to parties and making out with young men. And someone will inevitabley suggest that there is more to the story and of course that she wanted it and is crying rape to cover it up. But no-one will say “what is happening to our boys?” or “Boys need to stop drinking and partying” or “Boys need to understand NO” or “Boys and Men need to take responsibility for themselves and their sexual behaviour”. Soceity fail.
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Weezer Feat. Lil Wayne - Can’t Stop Partying (NEW 2009) (via Lilwaynejams)

Hmmm.

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Oct 23
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Being a Woman is Not a Pre-Existing Condition (via MultiVuOnline)

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turnofthecentury:

mudwerks:Halloween 2009 #32 (via stevechasmar)

Trick-or-treating in New York City circa 1910

turnofthecentury:

mudwerks:Halloween 2009 #32 (via stevechasmar)

Trick-or-treating in New York City circa 1910

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Oct 22
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Glenn Beck And Dwight Schrute’s Conspiracy About OnStar (via mediamatters4america)

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